porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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