I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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