I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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