All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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