Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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