i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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