oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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