not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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