Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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