he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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