I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My ass is underappreciated
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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