butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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