I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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