what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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