He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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