sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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