He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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