Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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