still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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