look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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