how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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