Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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