I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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