She's JV to your varsity
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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