Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.