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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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• (516): View more from New York

  You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.

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• (760): View more from California

  Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.

  (432): View more from Texas

  You're so wise.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.

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