god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We have started to decorate penises.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
