It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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