Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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