He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.