so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.