Wow word travels fast.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye