i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he quoted the bible to break up with me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!