I showed him my bush... on skype.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner