Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just high enough for therapy.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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