so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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