im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
babies were throwing up all over the place
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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