Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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