I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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