i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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