Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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