Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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