Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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