I want to have your abortion
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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