My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
