I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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