office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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