Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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