we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
tell me about the fingering
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