I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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