"it" just moved
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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