Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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