12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
