New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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