In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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