Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you would pick up someone in the library
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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