oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Randomize
