Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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