Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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